Apple is preparing its biggest health care push to date with a revamped app and AI doctor service. Also: The company is testing an M5 iPad Pro for release as early as this year, its 2025 developers conference gets scheduled for June, and a new global head of retail stores is appointed.

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          Because of your broken leg syndrome you must not go to work on Monday. Instead visit a doctor at the local mall between the Lego and the diamond store. Did you know that diamonds are forever?

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          Here is my actual autocomplete (first suggestion for each word):

          The diagnosis is that the patient is a member of the family and has been in the hospital for a long time and has been treated for a long period of time and has had a very bad reaction to the medication and has been given a good doctor to treat the patient for a long term condition that is not a good idea to be honest with you.

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          We have to remove one of your eyes surgically. Here’s your appointment at your local CVS to receive this operation. I’ve let them know that an eye needs to be removed. They will know which eye based on your request. You said you received an extra earphone with your IEM purchase and did not known what to do with the extra ear piece. Once the eye socket has healed, you can insert the ear piece there. Alternatively you may choose one of two nose holes or orally. Another hole to try is rectally thru the anus or via the vagina for genetically female humans and thru the urethra on either sex. Note that sex and gender are not the sam…it appears I cannot continued with this line of reasoning, all hail our great leader trump who may touch anyone’s sexual parts for his legal pleasures.

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      That’s the beauty of it! You can’t! AI can’t commit malpractice, because you have to prove professional negligence! /s