When is CRISPR going to grant me immortality god damnit. Every year that drips past is one less with my immortality guarantee.
I want to be immortal even if it kills me.
Even if it kills you? Seems Counterintuitive, it would only be logical if you are pursuing it from sheer effort and not because a bad batch got experimented on you. I hope your efforts for immortality go well. Please share your findings with the world
c/whoooosh
Were they muscle cells before they were cancer cells?
Because that seems like a problem if they weren’t.
Brain tumor, now you can exercise your brain
So that explains why I get +1 STR every time I read a book
Dr. Kawashima suddenly became more creepy.
Do you even lift, br
orain.
Ah, so this is how you get zombies!
theres a secret exit in the back of the fireplace if you wanna give the maniac who punched someone in the face at an awards show a sequel vehicle
Put the genes in the CRISPR and the cells come out nice n fresh.
It’s like genetic Judo.
That sounds pretty useful, why did it stop?
That’s the neat part, it doesn’t.
Which is the problem when it reaches other healthy cells. That’d be the next stage of research.
“Good news, we turned your cancer AND skeletal system all into muscle!”
So it’s like cancerous muscle? That’s like asking to be written into a comic book.
Mmm kinda was, the Cancerverse of the marvel universe sorta fits.
Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?
I mean … Yeah?
Noice.
Could CRISPER be used to create a crispier French fry?
Potentially. You could engineer potatoes to produce more of certain starches and less moisture, so it would fry up crispier than normal.
Nope
