And my turds!

Mmm… Serpent Road…

Commercial flatscreen panels.

He purchased the platform because he was forced to buy it after he fucked around.

Unfortunately, we’re the ones that get to “find out”.

Ready or Not rules: If trump doesn’t win in november then Musk and his entire empire explodes.

And then there’s Kansas City…

Interesting…

What are his predictions for life in the year 2525?

If they ruin Google Fiber I will personally de-bone every one of those motherfuckers.

That’s a pretty dope hat.

If Slash saw you in that hat he’d give you a head nod and a “dude”.

Brilliant.

No notes.

Sounds like the perfect time for artists to sue and get their fair* share of that.

*All of it. They deserve all of it.

And the week after that, we’ll find out that the sub didn’t even go into the ocean. They crushed it in a car compactor.

Rachel Maddow has a terrible poker face.

Too hairy.

Game’s okay.

The developers however can eat a bag of rancid pig farts.

“Play”

Oh no…

That probably doesn’t mean what you want it to mean.

Dumpster fire vs. Diaper landfill.

The supermarket episode might be the single greatest joke ever told on television.