• Nepenthe@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Ah, but give him all your stuff and you’ll experience exciting interactions like discussing his cat over a date you didn’t know you were on, and understanding exactly how badly you smell and how much he openly enjoys that! He’s every incel’s dream husbando!

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        1 year ago

        And then he goes like “I see you found someone else. Who am I to stand in the way?” after I make it official with the person I’m actually trying to get with.

        It’s like my man, we’re homies at best. I shot you down every time, I made it clear I was into Shadowheart to others with you standing right there…what do you mean “I am no longer the cause of the twinkle in your eyes”? I mean, you’re my bro and I care about you, but not like that lol