AgentOrangesicle

Give me $5K and a case of beer and I’ll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.

You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.

$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.

That’s cool, but… you could automate that with macros.

I looked into it after listening to the largely emotional arguments. It’s mostly ship strikes and likely nothing to do with wind turbines or surveying for building wind turbines. The goal, of course, is to raise controversy and impede progress on wind farms and not to save the whales.

I’d like to allege that you fuck pandas.

Perhaps, but you can only crush so much blood from a stone and the masses are slowly becoming destitute.

Assuming they’re relying on established metrics… good luck with your trashfire-smokescreen of a libel case?