Why would they? That doesn’t sound profitable. /s

Not that I know of… however, I’m a disabled veteran. Jumping out of planes definitely affects joints.

Yay, something else to look forward to besides joint replacement surgeries and more arthritis.

I have a circular path through my house that I’ll walk aimlessly whenever on the phone. On days without many phone calls, I’ll end up having a much much lower step count.

Edit: fixed a word

Most gas-powered leaf blowers use two-cycle engines, which produce hundreds of times more hazardous pollutants and fine particulates than cars. Leaf blowers overtook automobiles as the number one source of air pollution in California during 2020.