You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

I have a small hope inside that the whole thing is just a way to fuck with rich people and the album is nothing but fart noises.

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And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.