BruceTwarzen

Nature is healing

Did you just fix menal health?

Literally shaking right now

The great brand that was twitter hahahaha

Jackhammers are so loud, haven’t they heard of a hammer yet? I am very smart btw.

I’ll let my gas powered leaf blower running all day now to make your woke blower useless. Get owned, sucker

May i pay 60 dollars for a 10 year old game mayhaps?

To me it’s so so. They either texted, we had a conversation and ended up on a date the next week, or they sent a message, i answered, waited for a week to get a “lol”.

I used bumble for a bit and saw women’s bios that said that they are not making the first step.

Good for them. Dating apps are a nightmare for dudes. These days, and if someone is impressed by this, fair play.

Ah yes, that will solve the problem

This is unrelated, but for the longest time i thought thatwhen people talked about amouranth, i thought they talked about that mmo streamer with the filthy room and similar name. I was very confused why everyone wanted to bang him and drink his bathwater.

I really wonder if this is just an average shitty car and dumb people buying it ir something historically stupid. Like in 10 years. Youtubers make top ten videos about the dumbest car ever and on number one they are all like: well, we all know what that is, so we might as well skip it.

The target audience is people who can’t afford them

Sooo… All of them who aren’t totaled yet?

It’s such a weird phrasing. They make it sound like you can give it nails and a hammer and it can frame a house better than a human.

Yeah i don’t know. From everything i ever read or seen about it month ago, everyone seemed to agree that it’s proper shit.

I never quite got that. Apple boys and commercials alsways treated siri like that smart, super useful thing that can answer questions and is basically a thinking being. In reality it’s some speech to text google machine that can do a few things sometimes. Same with the android equivalent, i use it to set a timer while cooking, for the life of me i can’t imagine using it for anything else.

I was at a gas station the other day and some guy was fueling up his stupid ass lowered truck. He then blastes off as fast as he could and as a reflex i just had to point and laugh. He actually came back and asked me what’s so funny, before showing how good he is at using the accelerator again. These muppeds somehow all look the same.

Because that’s what’s getting them clicks.