That’s been exactly my experience so far lol

Lol yeah my posts get zero traffic until after I wake up so i miss out on being able to respond usually

Yep. Can’t believe I caught downvotes for this

Oh no don’t you start spewing hateful lies about In-N-Out. It isn’t a knockoff McDonald’s, its a double double orgasm in your mouth. it’s so much more than “just a burger.” I mean…that first bite-oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, dude This is God, speaking to us in food.

I knew that would happen. I wish I knew somewhere i could’ve bet on it.

As soon as Reddit goes public im going to buy a bunch of puts

It probably is, but holy fuck I’m hooked on the swiping to the point where I’d miss it a lot

WHY NOT ZOIDBURG WAWAWA