Hi, I’m a chef. I’m just playing around with raspberry pis and stuff. I just like learning and seeing what I can do.

Or enough radiation to be warm enough.

Can’t say cock in the news.

Hold my Reddit account I’m going in!

Ask your mother.

Just ask for it to make you a song in the “Beans and Dairy” genre

I had an Acer laptop once. I had Ubuntu on it. I had problems with random crashing after a few minutes, I ran memtest, it took a few hours for a full test and came back with a whole slew of faults. I sent it to Acer under warranty and they told me that Linux was the problem and I should leave windows on it.

Think big. This may have had a target. But hitting the target only wasn’t possible so everyone got hit.

It’s possible those responsible only had this weapon that was capable of hitting the target, maybe the plan was to disrupt world flights to make someone late tomorrow, who knows. Maybe poo-tin or Xi-the-Pooh wanted to hit America and its allies?

Yes. You’re right. All OSs have their faults. But this is one of window’s faults.

But this is a Microsoft problem mostly because all the news reports are saying it is.

Anyone in Microsoft sales or marketing is going to have a tough time for a while.

In a way it is a Microsoft problem. Windows can’t handle live updates to the system like Linux can. Security updates mean downtime to be scheduled. So they need a program to do security, so CrowdStrike comes in to do security for these companies since Microsoft can’t protect them. And mistakes happen.

Might makes right.

Cowsay

If you can put together Lego with the instructions or IKEA furniture, you’ll be fine. It took me three tries, and I learnt stuff from each mistake, so the worst that can happen is you learn.

Sure. That’s my kink…

*phish

It’s a heavy crown to wear.

I agree. Most people won’t switch to Linux because they have never used it and think they’ll have to relearn computers from scratch.

“Leroy! One of them Amazon critters is coming! Bring your shotgun! Last time we gots that airpad thingy, let’s see what this one brings”

“42”

Worked easily for me. Perhaps you need some kind of general data protection regulation in your area.