OhStopYellingAtMe

They’re too stupid to realize it’s his fault

“Primus sucks” is a long-running “inside joke” with the fans. Claypool used to open their shows with an intro like “This is Primus and we suck!”

That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.

This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.

Made Another Grift Again

My best friend died last month. She was a Tori mega-fan. We used to send each other music, or play songs for each other in the car. I was never a Tori fan, but she’d play songs like this one for me anyway, and I’d listen. Because I’m her friend. I just listened to this one and now I’m crying.

Keep a fire extinguisher nearby! ;-)

It was just a joke, ffs.

Samsung devices & appliances are notoriously prone to catastrophic failure - as a matter of fact, I actually had a Samsung TV melt itself - which turns out is a common issue (Google “Samsung tv melting corner”).

Then there’s the Samsung battery fire issues, Samsung refrigerator safety lawsuits, etc.

…and will probably explode.

RIP ICQ

Cultists are easy to swindle.

Will it apply to porn subreddits?

“Hey u\i_love_big_tiddies, we noticed that you love big tiddies. Could we interest you in our new product: AstroCam Super Binoculars, so you can look at big tiddies from as far away as a quarter mile?”

Or Stealth.

Fuck em

I was considering an A3 for my next new car. Nope. Not anymore.

I’d love to have one - after a few more years’s worth of releases and refinements.

Woo!

Blues Guy? You mean like B.B. King?

“Hey, you look buoyant. Climb aboard our sinking ship!”

I tried this but all my icons kept tumbling to the bottom-left.