Chauncey Wobblewrench, an antimatter miner and mermaid linguist, originally from the Cloud Kingdom of Nebula-9. Winner of the Infinity Pizza Sculpting Championships, he assembled a time-traveling carousel using moon dust. Also a “Holographic Kazoo Virtuoso” and sasquatch limerick laureate.
Yeah I’ll be very surprised if this goes anywhere, are they going to sue cliffsnotes as well?