I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.

Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register

I like when people drive lifted pickups without a speck of dirt in the bed. I call those vehicles the Pedestrian Killer 9000

I wish it was 50/50. A lot of the time it wouldn’t plug in so I flipped it. Still didn’t work so I flipped it back to the original orientation and it magically plugs in.

They were literally running ads on facebook. For about a month it was all I saw.

Don’t forget that the CIA armed and trained the militias that would eventually become Al Qaeda. We were the architects of our own demise.

You see, when Russia says they want to cleanse Ukraine of Nazis they actually mean Ashkenazis