Amongst other things. Why you wanna come over and play swords in the dark.

If authoritarians get their way, you’ll have to hide in my attic until we are liberated.

So it’s a glorified chat database.

Oh well.

Let the censorship and banning waves intensify, watch as the porn is purged. Ogle as the platform slides slowly into irrelevance.

You blame yourself for not making the effort to change things for the better. You feel sad that you fucked around on your phone 8 hours every day for nothing.

“Hot tub, ooooawwwww gotta get in now!”

It’s archived forever. Sorry.

Omg I cannot wait to see it.

Yes, Pichai Sundararajan that white male techbro

Hahaha I can’t wait, Google already gave us diversity hires in the SS Wehrmacht. What other modern wonders await?!

Pull the powercord out.

Join a union and Boycott these companies. Or stop complaining.

I’ll know the apocalypse has begun when I don’t have to go to work.

Someones getting paid.

Well, Braun was a Nazi…

Best summary.

Export all your technology and jobs to cheaper labour to make more profit. Now you will slowly become bankrupt, as no one can afford the enshitification products and services.

Learn plumbing, poo will always flow.

You’ll fade your couch and retinas