Will they do overnight shipping? Oh and imagine how much of a pain would to wait for your car to arrive and then they say you weren’t home

I’d recommend the Epson EcoTank series. They don’t use cartridges, the ink comes in bottles and are quite cheap and lasts a while. They are inkjet tho, unless you’re doing lots if colour printing, theyre ok. Not sure if theres 3rd party inks.

But I’m afraid of heights

Where are you getting all these hands?