Having a choice would be a good start. It’s either ‘Solid black brick A’ or ‘Solid black brick B’ in the smartphone world.

If you learn how to do a complicated thing, it’s still complicated.

For the other idiots that stumble upon this post, see the most OP for a link.

I don’t doubt that they aren’t ideal for everyday commuting. I was talking about how they look.

It reminds me of old Porsches. It just looks sporty as hell!

A very sticky sticker will do a better job

And the one formerly known as twitterntwittertwitter. It’s a bit of a stretch so tell me if you got it.

It really whips the penguins ass

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M’Nintendo

*tips red fedora with embossed white ‘M’

5 mm isn’t ‘just over 0.1 mm’. That can’t be right.

I’ve heard it referred to as ‘thou’ but not ‘mil’

What is a mil in this context? I’m genuinely curious.

That mother fucker! respectfully as fuck.

Froot and Fronnet could work. Nice

A Trood or Tronnet for the British folk.

The customers pay extra in order to be beta testers. Best deal ever!

No.

Quantum diode emitting lights

I’m partial to Twixxer myself.

You’ve got it the other way around. Roku sell their TVs at a loss. Buy one, use it as a dumb screen and help them go bankrupt faster.