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Like Alf???

Or when he went to Hell

But the Toe-ripping is a major selling point!

Do you have any idea how much it’ll cost to reprint all those pamphlets?

And Hookers?

Martin Landau, Rise from your Grave!

Great! I can’t wait for my $2 off my next $150 “Cheap Seat” ticket while Live Nation “Accepts no Responsibly or Blame” and gets to stay in one piece.

Yup. Everytime I need to test an internet connection I go to Yahoo cause I know the User wasn’t there so no cache version.

If they used Self-sealing Stembolts this wouldn’t have been an issue. I know some guys that can get them a good deal on them…

I’m pissed they taste like straight-up shit now!

His notebook finally empty?

Is Blaming-the-AI killing off the Blaming-the-Intern industry???

[USA]
Chinese Invisible fighter jet? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the world! Localized entirely within your Country?!?

[China]
Yes.

[USA]
May I see it?

[China]
No.

Big woop, the Amazonian Women have had this technology for Decades!

I’m sure if they do catch someone that did this the fine will either be $10 or $125.

Now THIS is Reality TV!

Best I can do is $200. It’s going to sit here for a while, waiting for the right seller…

Best I can do is an aspirin I found on the train and sleep it off.

To quote Taco’s Masterpiece Puttin’ on the Ritz:

Spending every dime for a wonderful time

This warhead is brought to you by Raid:Shadow Legends. With the next 10 seconds of your life remaining open the App store and download Raid:Shadow Legends!

Of course they’re going to say that. They won’t provide hard data to prove it, but by saying it they can keep doing it and make it look like a positive PR move.