I expected hockey.

Maybe become a sovereign citizen? YMMV.

I recently found a single 20-lb dumbell on clearance and it makes a huge difference to be able to do some quick arm exercises while watching TV or whatever.

I’m taking my hatred-curing pills back with me to feed to my past self so that I stop hating climate change so much.

I can loan Google the $5 if they need it.

Then I guess you guys have no use for this climate change reversal machine I made. I knew it was a shit idea. I’m so stupid. I’m scrapping it now.

What about 2 billion people living pretty-good lives or 9 billion people living less-miserably? That’s at least two more options right there.

Name me literally one way to use a calendar or map without a phone?

If you want maximum privacy, you gotta nix that partner and, really, the communication. Shit, I’ve already said too much.

Get this in front of the Supreme Court ASAP!

…oh…

This is really cool, thanks for sharing.

Their first mistake was building on the BeamNG platform.

RIP

Whoops, thanks, fixed it!

https://wwww.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Except my browser blocked the audio by default, wtf.

Also YTMND

Will do, thanks!

Well, I obviously didn’t get his DNA in my throat.

…wait.

I admit my exposure to throat singing is limited, but I’ve never heard anything like the sounds he makes. I pulled up some tutorial videos and my attempts were just as laughable as you’d imagine.

I only discovered him through this video, weirdly/sadly enough. I’m sad to hear he passed away. He seemed like a lovely man.