If I have to see a thousand posts about Trump listening to music at a rally for thirty minutes or Elon’s stupid taxi, then goddamn it, I can enjoy watching a somewhat progressive up-and-comer and a midwestern treasure be humans for five minutes.
If you don’t like any of the above, you’re in for a shock if you want to follow literally any news feed.
You’ll let us know if they’re hiring, right? Right!?