The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.

Duct tape?

Only legal for educationale, reproductioning, or ownin dem libs. (sic.)

How are they going to write a law that bans social media while allowing online school?

Sure it was a Comm satellite for the world’s tensest area, which is about to go to bigger war.

who would have ASAT capability at GEO?

how could it be launched to GEO undetected?

Times are tough without all that money from selling Easter Seal hides.

The Un doesn’t do it for you/us?

It drives your full self, it doesn’t break you into components and ship those seperately.

I bet they are responding to the prices in the shopping services apps.

Amazon has a space program with rockets, Google is acquiring the nuclear facilities, will Microsoft develop a weapons manufacturing facility?

You should get the AI that draws boobs.

Boobs wield great power.

Power to the people.

Boobs to the people!

(I think i just stumbled upon Katy Perry’s political thesis)

Unless AI wants to keep itself alive…

And every company is a logistics company?

Ultraviolence anyone?

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The way to make it hurt is to establish a replacement that keeps discussions away from trolls and hate propaganda.