Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      No idea. Maybe they’ll keep it like the Gadsden Flag holdout libertarians? “We were here first” and all that.

      Honestly, I was thinking about the people out there with tattoos. There has to be at least one.